Funny SMS

Pathan ko khawab me kesi ne goli mari
Subha Pathan ne apna Bank account cloz kr dia
Q k Bank me likha tha
Hum ap k khabon ko Haqiqat me badal Dengy

JO LOG BHI TARE SMS BANA RHEN HN FARAZ
JO LOG B TERE SMS BANA RHEN HN FARAZ

UN SAB KO WASI SAHA NE PAYSE DEYE HN (03017002662)FOR FRIEND SHIP

Ap Insan nhi ho..
Na he Ap insan kehlane k Qabil ho,
Q K…..!
Ap tu 1 Farishta ho,
Magar Kon sa Farishta…..?
Whoi,
Jisse Jannat se Nikala gya tha..

Ap Insan nhi ho..
Na he Ap insan kehlane k Qabil ho,
Q K…..!
Ap tu 1 Farishta ho,
Magar Kon sa Farishta…..?
Whoi,
Jisse Jannat se Nikala gya tha..

Ap Insan nhi ho..
Na he Ap insan kehlane k Qabil ho,
Q K…..!
Ap tu 1 Farishta ho,
Magar Kon sa Farishta…..?
Whoi,
Jisse Jannat se Nikala gya tha..

Ap Insan nhi ho..
Na he Ap insan kehlane k Qabil ho,
Q K…..!
Ap tu 1 Farishta ho,
Magar Kon sa Farishta…..?
Whoi,
Jisse Jannat se Nikala gya tha..

Hum jo majbur hai Wafa k liye tarasty rahay ek sada k liye
Tujh ko mango or tu na miley ye soch k haath uthtey nhi Dua k liye…

SARDAR ORDER PIZZA,

WAITER : SIR SHOULD I CUT IT INTO 4 PIECES OR INTO 8 PIECES?

SAEDAR : 4 HI KARDE 8 KHAYE NAHI JAYEINGE….!

Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain?

Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi

Han Naale Hamari

Shalwar Se Niklte Hain. 🙂 😐 😀

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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