Funny SMS

Apnau chaman se cigerat la sako tu lado fraz. meray ashiyaney ke rastey mein koi khokha nahi hay

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai

A Sardar fell ill & was shivring with cold. Doctor come & asked: What append? His son said : Bemari da te pata nai per abba sawer da vibration te lagga ae.

Wo chom lein 1bar tou ati nae nend.
Unki awaz sunte sunte rat jane kaha jati ha beet?
Tabi mein kehta ho.Risk na othao:
morteen jalao machar bhagao.

Whenever you are angry
Sit on a rock
take off your shoes
and
smell your
SOCKS

Girlfrend ko asia kia gift dena chaiye jo aadha wapis mil jaya? socho' socho na, nahi pta kya, LIPSTICK! 031369

IBLEES adalat me ye saabit krna gaya k wo dunia me sub se zalim kmena or ghatia hai lakin wo nakam rha or bahir aa kar logon se pocha. Sala ye "ZARDARI" Kon hai?

A SARDAR JI FALLS IN LOVE WITH A NURSE.HE WRITES A LOVE LETTER 2 THE NURSE.I LOVE U SISTER 03007817748 03136958577

aik serdar ny jelty emaret sy teen logon ko nikala
logon ny phir b isy mara Q?

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kion ky wo teen log fire bergaid k thy

aik serdar ny jelty emaret sy teen logon ko nikala
logon ny phir b isy mara Q?

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kion ky wo teen log fire bergaid k thy