Funny SMS

Child: Papa aunti ka pait kiun phula hai
Father: i know, tu sab janta hai

Child: i don't know, trust me

Father: In k pait mai pani bhara hai

Child: Ohoo!! phir Papa bacha to doob jaiga

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

Pehlay galay se lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bed pe litao

phir us ki legs uthao

aur phir haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu kar dia hai to pamper badlo
**shah jee**

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
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Books And Study

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!

sardar ki taxi main aik larke beth gayee who half khaproon main thee . sardar bharay ghoor say us ke taraf dekh raha tha . larkee bhoole sardar pahelay kabhi larkee nahee dakhee .sardar bhoola main yeh dekh raha hoon kay tum nay paisay kahan rakhay ho

tamam bewkoofo ko itla di jati hai
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aap to aise parh rahe ho

tumhara blood Group kia hai? juldi fone kar k batao? shaitan ki tabiat buhat nazuk hai doc ne kaha hai k siraf realitive ka ka khoon chahye report pesh karoo.

Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.