Funny SMS

ABb Wasii ShaAh ka qalaam arz hai:
'Itna tou humain b pta hy Wasii,
itna tou humain b pta hy WaSii,
ke wo hansi, tou phansii…!'

U neEd heart,
ye dil apka hua,
u neEd frnd,
mjh se dosti karo ge
u

Astagfirulah:

Astagfirulah:

Astagfirulah:

ye sms 1000 logo ko send kro.Meri gerinti ha: inshallah ap ka credit khatm ho jaega.

Man:pthan weitr sy:
yar khan sab aj 1surili c chaea pila2 juldi sy:
pthan o bhae hmara hotal m bhes ka dodh ata ha.Lta mageshkar ka nae.

Acha sila diya tou ne mere piyar ka..
Rimex:
Acha kurta siya tou ne mere bap ka.
Acha kurta siya tou ne mere bap ka
tone kapra chori kiya or bna diya mere nap ka.
Ho acha kurta…

jab jab hamain pyass lagti hay un k anay ki ass lagti hay un ki dewangee main ho gaye itnay dewanay k har larki ki man saas lagti hay

BUSH baraa chalak hai……. 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai……..waise aapus ki baat hai………is sab main USAMA ka haath hai

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka………!!!!!

BOY:pora under gaya?
Girl:Ouch…Haan

Boy:Zyada lag to nahin rha na?
Girl:Haan thora thora…

BOy:Oye sheeday baji ko 8 number wala joota dikhana:)