Funny SMS
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
September 6th, 2008 
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Arzuoon ko sar nahi kerty
Arzuoon ko sar nahi kerty
youn kisi dil main ghar nahi kerty
piyar kuch soch ker nahi hota
dekh ker en ko khuof aata hai
jo parinde safar nahi kerty
USay kaha tha 1 meter kapda zyada le le
USay kaha tha 1 meter kapda zyada le le
FRAAZ…,
AB kehti hy,"Meri phullan wali kurti hoi wakhyaan tu tang way…!"
Pathan agar ziyada mobile use karen tu name kiya
Pathan agar ziyada mobile use karen tu name kiya rakhyn
Gey pata hy?? Inbox khan, setting khan, profile khan, bluetooth khan, vibration khan, silent khan, sms khan, package khan, kang khan, switch off khan, charger khan, battery khan
Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua h
Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie.
MachHar ne ek admi ko din mein kaata,
MachHar ne ek admi ko din mein kaata,
admi: tm tou raat mein kaat'te ho,
machHar: aj kal over time lga rha hn