Funny SMS

Teacher:beta batao chand roshan kyun he?
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Student: kiyun ke wahan WAPDA waly nahi pohnchy abhi tak :->

What would happen if women ruled the world?

There would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each other… ;->

"MEERA'S POETRY"

Rok to lon these eyes ko tujhey lookney se,

But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liyey..:-):-D

Tution sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyun Nahi Karta Tu?

New Age Student:

Tameez Se Baat Kar Saale,

Customer Se Aise Baat Karte Hain Kya? 🙂

London Mai ek Street pe Firing hui Sarey

London k log apne gharon mai ghus gaye.

Aur Karachi mai tufaan ka khatra,

Sari awam seaview pohnch gai.

Geo to Aise.

Yaar Aik Bat Batao

Aap kitne Sharif ho

Parhe likhe ho

Achi job hai

Family status hai

Decent ho

Khuddar ho

Kabil-e-fakhar ho

aur paise wale b ho

Lekin phir bhi tumhary
Sms nahi Aatay
Q?

Sheikh Hajj pe gya or ro ro k dua mangne laga.
"Ya Allah! Mere saray gunah muaf kar dae
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mere 2 lakh jo Hajj pr lgay he wapis karde"!

DUA KI APPEAL..

GuzAriSh yEh hAi kEh MAiNe abhi Abhi Ek 2 KiLo kA KHARBOOZA khAreedA hAi..

Aap DUA kArEin k Wo MEethA NikAL ayE… ;->

Jazak ALLAH.. !!

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya…

GOL GAPPAY WALA AaYA
GOL GAPPAY LAYA…

zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho… ;->

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
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