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Shaitan ki 3 nishaniyan. 1. Sms milte hi parhte ha
September 9th, 2008 
Shaitan ki 3 nishaniyan. 1. Sms milte hi parhte hain. 2. Parhte huwe haste hain. 3. Neeche mat jana
aik makhi 1ghanjey k sar par ja bethi dosri makhi
aik makhi 1ghanjey k sar par ja bethi dosri makhi boli wah wah tumhey acha ghar mil gaya pehly makhi nahi abhi tu plot kharida hay…
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bes
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
Desh ka bacha bacha
Desh ka bacha bacha
Bigar
Raha
Hai
bhai,Bhai se
Lad
Raha
hai
larka Zabardasti
larki
ko
Kiss
kar
Raha
Hai
Itna
Kuch
ho
Raha
hai
Or
Bhoosri k Tu
SMS
Padh
Raha hai
HASS mat
GAANDU<
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Boy friend is fun,
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
khan saab zardari se kiya umeed hy apko?
khan saab zardari se kiya umeed hy apko?
pathan: bus ji poory pakistan ky Road banady tu achha hoga,or koi umeed nahi….
Man:khan sahib apka license kahan hy?
Man:khan sahib apka license kahan hy?
Pathan:oy license tu wallet men hy,
Man: khan sahib ap ka wallet kahan hy?
Pathan:oy mere pocket men,
Man:khan sahib apka pocket kahan hy?
Pathan: khana khrab pocket tu pent men hy,
Man:lekin khan sa
mout k bad yaad a raha hai koi
mout k bad yaad a raha hai koi
GOLD LEAFmeri kbar pa sulga raha hai koi
ya rab 2 pal ki muhallat our da day muj ko
akelay akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.
Funny Sms a true love stroy
Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN