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hey boyz line marnay k both sa tarikay hain,,jin m
September 9th, 2008 
hey boyz line marnay k both sa tarikay hain,,jin ma sa 2 ma ap ko batawooonga
1 yehh k kachi pencil sa…
2nd paki pencil sa..riet
03134404654
03134404654
03444992346
Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain
Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Na
Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi.
Pathan was thinking hard.
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV
yeh 1 naya sms hai market mai b nahi aaya abhi tak
yeh 1 naya sms hai market mai b nahi aaya abhi tak…
coming sooon
jab market mai nahi aaaya to phir aap k pass kaise aaye ga
A Girl joined Indian Army.
A Girl joined Indian Army.
Kuch dino bad senior ne pucha: Army ko kesa paya?
Girl: Bus sir kya bataon! Sara din Yes Sir! Yes Sir!
Aur Sari Raat! No Sir! No Sir!
Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710
Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,
Guess why?
Bcoz
Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.
Ek pathan naya naya doctor bana. Doctor banne ke b
Ek pathan naya naya doctor bana. Doctor banne ke baad usne pehla operation kia. Operation theatre se bahir nikal kar kehne laga, Ya Allah: Mera pehla gift qabool karna.
baita : papa aap ki love marrige hoi thi na ?
baita : papa aap ki love marrige hoi thi na ?
baap : jee baita aap ko kaisay pata ?
baita : woh actully aap ki shadi aur meri date of birth may sirf 6 mahinay ka farq hay