Funny SMS
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cany:app k abu ka nam kya ha….
September 9th, 2008 
cany:app k abu ka nam kya ha….
doctor:jubleeee
candy:mein ne abu ka nam poocha ha ap k abu ki barsi nahi poochi ha…….
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga
Dil nu lag jaan roog te ki kariye?
Kisay di yaad wich ankhiyan ron te ki keriye?
Sanu millan di tammana rehndi hai her dam…
Par j Yaar he bhul jaan te ki kariye
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k,
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k,
Jaan bhi mango gay to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko JAAN kehta hai,
Aur mangta hon to galiyan deta hai,
Matlabi Saala
A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel
A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad,
Your Dad
small boy is sent to bed by his father…
small boy is sent to bed by his father…
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad…"
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..