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pakistan zindabad ka nara pakistan ki mujuda surat
September 11th, 2008 
pakistan zindabad ka nara pakistan ki mujuda surat e hal ki waja sy pakistan sy zindabhag ho gya hy
Jab tujhko koi zakham laga,
Jab tujhko koi zakham laga,
to libas apna phar diya,
gireban apna chak diya,
aur tere zakham se lipat gai,
yehi to hy kam mera,
SANI-PLAST hy naam mera
03 Arab
03 Arab
12 crore
62Laakh
06 Hazaar
80 sou
6 rupay
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nahi to kya Huwa!!!!
Mera MOBILE No to hai Naaaaaa
Science Ki Jadeed Taraki K
Science Ki Jadeed Taraki K
Mutabik
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NASWAR
Se EYE SIGHT
Taiz Hoti Hai
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SUBOOT
Peshawar Main Chand 1 Din Pehle Nazar Aajat Hai…
Bhikaari: 1 Rupiya De De,
Bhikaari: 1 Rupiya De De,
Main Ne 3 Din Se Khaana Nahin Khaayea Hai,
Memon: 100 Rupe Doon Ga Pehle Yeh Bata
1 Rupiye Me Khaana Kahan Milta Hai???
Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,
Usne jeevan bigaar liya.
Aur
Samajh k ki jisne shaadi,
Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.
Usy kha tha 1 meter kapra zeyada le lo
Usy kha tha 1 meter kapra zeyada le lo
"Faraz"
ab kehti ha meri phulan wali kurti hoi wakhian to tang way…
A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se
A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bache