Funny SMS

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ……………………………………………………….Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

11, Sep 2008
Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah

Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!

Hello

Hello

pathan:suhag raat ko beevi ki salwar utar kar neeche matches ki tili jaladi beevi ne kaha kya ker rahe ho
pathan: doston ne kha tha pehle garam ker lena

pathan ko 1 jadoo ka cheragh mela os ne os ko ragra to jin nikla jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao
pathan:
{1} khoobsurat alishan ghar
ghar Aa gaya
{2} Os main amer log ho
wo be Aa gaye
{3} Ab mujh ko Os main chukidar bana do

petrol pump wale ki biwi se sehelyo ne phucha k suhag raat kisi rahi
biwi:bevaquf sari raat hath main lekar ghumata raha aur bar bar phuchta rahakitna daalu

Ghada Kitna bekar janwar hain duniya is ko nakara samajti hai is main aqal bhi nahi hoti magar is becharay ki himat dekhho ye sms kitny ghor se par raha hai

Pathan agar ziyada mobile use karen tu name kiya rakhyn
Gey pata hy?? Inbox khan, setting khan, profile khan, bluetooth khan, vibration khan, silent khan, sms khan, package khan, kang khan, switch off khan, charger khan, battery khan…