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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.

September 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window
… I look down & den… i lauf again

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I'm a killer, i kill people for money,

September 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

I'm a killer, i kill people for money,
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

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na chahat hai sitaron ki

September 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki

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Na Chand HoGo Na Taray Honge

September 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

Na Chand HoGo Na Taray Honge
Kia Hum Hamesha Kunwaray Honge
Is Dunya Me Kitno K Nikah Ho Gaye
Kia Humare Naseeb Me Sirf Nikah K Chuwaray Hongy.

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Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai.

September 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai.

So please keep smiling to reduce population.

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September 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

muhabaton main
shumar kesa???
guman kesa????
arooj kesa????
zawal kesa????
sawal kesa????
jawab kesa????
mohabbten to mohabbten hain
mohbbton main hisab kesa????

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HI SALAM HOW R U? I M AMIR KHAN NICK NAME KING OF

September 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

HI SALAM HOW R U? I M AMIR KHAN NICK NAME KING OF SMS PLZ CONTACT WITH 4 SMS FRNDSHIP OK BYE

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Police:Tumhara Dost

September 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!

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a girl join army

September 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

a girl join army
kuch din bad officer ne pocha
army ko kaisa paya

girl says bs sir kya batao sara din yes sir yes sir

or sari raat bs sir bs sir

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PAKISTAN KA METLAB KYA

September 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

PAKISTAN KA METLAB KYA
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BOMB TMAKY OR AGWA

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