Funny SMS

Husband asks,
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,
it means – With Idiot for Ever

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Munna Bhai:
" apun ko kesy pata chaly ga k Yeh Murga hai ya Murgi!"?
Circuit:
"Simple Bhai, Pathar mar ky Dekho, Agar Bhaga to Murga or Bhagi to Murgi!

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers…
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs
or else they will burn them with kerosene…
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres

wo aankh boht piyari thi jo hum ne use mari thi
wo sandel boht bhari jo us ne hamain mari thi
hum to muft me hi pit gai ghalib humain ko to aankhon ki bimari thi

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
please help me out,
i know you have it,
i wil return it .
a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Alham du lillah . kal mene 1 jan bachai
wo aise k 1 faqeer se pucha; ager tujh ko 1000 rope dun to tu kia karega?
to faqeer bola khushi se murjaonga
me ne kaha ja nahi deta

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call

Sardar ne Makhi ke par kat kar kaha,
Urr ja..!

But,
makkhi nahi urri!
Sardar ne kaha:
:Sabit howa agar makkhi ke par kat diye jain tu Makkhi sun nahi sakti

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested