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September 15th, 2008 
Aik aadmi dosray say; bhai ye KHOSHI kia hotee ha,
Aik aadmi dosray say; bhai ye KHOSHI kia hotee ha,
Dosra aadmi ; pata nahi bhai, meri to BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gai thi.
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Dosti kro college wali se,
Dosti kro college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se,
Pyar kro dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
aur maar khao ger wali se
Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize.
Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize.
19" TV ka diba,
Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,
10 lakh wali car ka Photo,
ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar….
Pappu, while filling up a form:
Pappu, while filling up a form:
Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya t
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs.
Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Saray gwahoon
Saray gwahoon
or bayanoon
ko mad-e-nazar
rakhtay huay
ye adalat
dafa 382
kay tehat
msg parhnay
walay ko
msg na
karnay kay
jurm main
"MEMON"
qarar deti
hai..
ardar se kissi ne pocha, INDIA flag me tumhara kia
ardar se kissi ne pocha, INDIA flag me tumhara kia hay Green 4 Muslims,
White 4 Christns,
Orange 4 Hindus & nothing 4 u.
Sardar replied. Oye DANDA tery pio da ay