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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

The most expensive way to sleep with a woman is…

June 20th, 2010     Funny SMS

The most expensive way to sleep with a woman is…

MARRIAGE. . . ;->
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Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.

June 20th, 2010     Funny SMS

Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"

Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"
unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo"
=P ;->

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June 20th, 2010     Funny SMS

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At last Exams Are Over!
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School/College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai

June 20th, 2010     Funny SMS

School/College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ????

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Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever

June 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who,
with such a thought, would not spring from bed,
eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it?

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Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

June 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..

Tmhain Zalil h0ne ki aadat ho gayi Hai 😀

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Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar ma

June 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar mai khare thy, ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li

aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya…

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Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

June 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi Lush Push bachi guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.

2) Bike ho ya Car, kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.
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Oye gando kia hall hai

June 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Oye gando kia hall hai

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dabay me daba,dabay me cake

June 16th, 2010     Funny SMS

dabay me daba,dabay me cake
mera yaar lakhon me eik

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