Funny SMS
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The most expensive way to sleep with a woman is…
Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"
Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"
unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo"
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School/College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai
School/College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ????

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Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever
Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who,
with such a thought, would not spring from bed,
eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it?
Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..
Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..
Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..
Tmhain Zalil h0ne ki aadat ho gayi Hai 😀
Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar ma
Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar mai khare thy, ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li
aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya…
Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein
Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein
1) Khud ko mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi Lush Push bachi guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.
2) Bike ho ya Car, kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.
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