Funny SMS

Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please

The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal ha

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai …!

aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '

Gangubai : Kaun hai?

sardar : main !

Gangubai : main kaun?

sardar : "Tu Gangubai"

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.

Santa asked him: What are you doing?

Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon

Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love

Lahore or karachi mn agaraa gaye "taliban"
wa wa … Wa wa
wa wa ………wa bahi wa
to kaisi lagain gi burqay mn "meera" aur "sheeri rehman

A 4 SAIB
B 4 KASHTI
C 4 BILLI
D 4 KUTTA
E 4 HATHI
F 4 PANKH
G 4 LARKI
YE SMS HER UN PARH KO SEND KAREN OR TALEEM KO AaM KAREN
CHOUDHRY PARVEZ ILLAHI KA KHAWAB
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"PARHA LIKHA PUNJAB"