Funny SMS

sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

2 sardars talking during diwali
1st: Jab phatake phut-te hain to Pahle light dikhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao

Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Sardar's wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

One tourist from U.S.A. asked a Sardar: Any great Sardars born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..

Sardar jee on a bike crossing a border of pakistan the pakistani guard stop the sardar and ask:

Guard: What is in bag?
sardar: Sand…

Guard took the bag and open it….It's full of sand.
The guard examine's the sand under di

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappar maarne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35