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September 17th, 2008 
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.
The Other Fly Away.
Why?
Saala POLICE Ke
Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
1st punjabi:i m going ka kya matlab hota hai? 2nd
1st punjabi:i m going ka kya matlab hota hai? 2nd punjabi:mein ja raha hoon 1st punjabi:Aasy nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
Boy :
Boy :
Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: 10
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nhi tha kya?
Girl:
Tum kitne ho ?
Boy: 4
Girl:Maa Baap me dam nhi tha kya?.
hello i m subtain shah from lahore.
hello i m subtain shah from lahore.
i have a great Msgs fellows that sending messages another.
our numbers is
03134404654
03444992346
u can contact us…..
we shall wait ur call…..whose's Next………..?????????
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
__________________
Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.