Funny SMS

Ishq main hum ne jo paya hai
Hath pair totay Munh se lahu aaya hai
Hospital pohnchay to Nurson ne ye Farmaya hai
Baharo phool barsao Aashiq pit kay aaya hai

Najoomi Ladkey Sey: Tumharey Life Mey Saat Ladkiyaan Aayengi.
Ladka: Oh What A Sweet Life.
Najoomi: Zaida Khush Honay Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Un Saat Main Sey Aik Teri Biwi Ho Gi Aur Baqi Ki Chay Teri Ladkiyaan Hongi

HO MERA KAAM IN FAQIRON KO SMS KARNA
IN KANJOSON GHARIBON KA INBOX BHARNA
MERAY ALLAH INHAY BHI AB GHAIRAT AA JAYEYE SMS PARHTAY HI IN KA BHI SMS AA JAYE

Coutesy of our govt-now our week days r as follows:
Mournday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Fightday
Shatterday
&
Stunday

Alham du lillah . kal mene 1 jan bachai
wo aise k 1 faqeer se pucha; ager tujh ko 1000 rope dun to tu kia karega?
to faqeer bola khushi se murjaonga
me ne kaha ja nahi deta

Sardar ne Makhi ke par kat kar kaha,
Urr ja..!

But,
makkhi nahi urri!
Sardar ne kaha:
:Sabit howa agar makkhi ke par kat diye jain tu Makkhi sun nahi sakti

na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki

ek pathan ko ek macher sone nhi de rha tha.jab zra pathan ki ankh lagti macher us k kan me aa k bzzzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzzz krta.pathan ne b than li or macher ko akhir pakkr lia then guess what pathan did? guess!!!!!!!! pathan ne macher ko lori de k sula dia

sardar owned a resturant.
a man came up to him and said:
Sardar jee soup vich makhi hai.
Sardar replied: o Dil vada kar yar, ooney kinna pi lena ay

wo kon sa lafz hai jiss ka pehla lafz kaat diya jaye to aik mulk ka naam akhri kaat dain to shehar ka naam our dono kat dain to prinday ka naam ban jata hai, it's CAHLENG for all.