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September 19th, 2008 
Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay
Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay
Aap say larna adat ki baat hay
Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay
magar
magar
aaap ko bardashat karna!
Himmat ki baat hay
Ants were swiming
Ants were swiming
elephant jump into the pool
so ant came out.
one ant jump on the elephant
other elephant shouted
"duba duba k maro saalay ko"
Pani anay ki baat kartay ho
Pani anay ki baat kartay ho
Dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho
Chaar din say munh nahi dhoya
Tum nehanay ki baat kartay ho
na chahat hai sitaron ki
na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki
Ye aarzo hy meri
Ye aarzo hy meri
Yehi iltaja hy Yaro
Jithay MUSHARAF te CHOUHDRY milan
Lamme pa k litter maaro
zindagi lambi hy dost banaty raho
zindagi lambi hy dost banaty raho
dil mily na mily haath milaty raho taj mehal banana to mushkil hai dost lekin har gali me "ANARKALI" phasaty raho
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath
Hum chanoon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay
Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam Pankha to chalao?
Pathan ki wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar Pankha on karengy to mom bati nahi bujh jayege kia
Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi
Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi