Funny SMS

1 doctor ne Pathan ko E.C.G.test karne k liye libartory beja.Pathan ja kar kuch dair sochta raha.phir tang aa kar DOCTOR se bola.YARA AMAR ko CNG hi laga do

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from

THIS IS ABRIVATION OF PAKISTAN

P PETROL 88 PER LITRE
A AATA 30 PER KG
K K.E.S.C KI KAMI
I ILM KI KAMI
S SARAK GAYAB
A AWAM PARESHAN
N NAYEE MUSIBAT ROZ ROZ

Film:
Aao Barbad Karain
Hero: Asif Zardari
Heroine: Fahmeeda Mirza
Villan: Sharif Family
Scripted in: Dubai
Shooted in: Pakistan
Music by: MQM
Action by: Taliban
Suspense by: Chief Justice
Character Actor: Amin Faheem
Frie

Ek pathan ki Amma mar gaye.
1 Admi bola -Amma Mujhe le jati,
2-4 Admi or bole -Amma hamy bi le jati-

Pathan Bola,
Chup ho jao kamino Amma kya suzuki kr k gyi hey

Bhikari: Hello Pizza hut?

Operator: Yes Piza Hut,

Bhikari:
3 large piza
6 chicken wings
2 pepsi

Operator: kis k nam py bejhu sir?

Bhikari: ALLAH k nam py baba….

Masharaf k istefe per sochta hon fraz
wo tou khusboo hai hawaoon main bikhar jaiga
masla tou mulk ka hai
jise zardari nigal jaiga

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished

for APPLE
B for Bara APPLE
C for Chota AAPLE
D for Dosra APPLE
E for Eik or APPLE
F For Free ka APPLE
G for Gool Gool APPLE
H for Hogaya na Pet kharab kha kha k APPLE

Ap Insan nhi ho..
Na he Ap insan kehlane k Qabil ho,
Q K…..!
Ap tu 1 Farishta ho,
Magar Kon sa Farishta…..?
Whoi,
Jisse Jannat se Nikala gya tha