Funny SMS

Luv and Saala are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into

the well. Why???

Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Saala also jumps inside. Why??

Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Bhikari: Hello Pizza hut?

Operator: Yes Piza Hut,

Bhikari:
3 large piza
6 chicken wings
2 pepsi

Operator: kis k nam py bejhu sir?

Bhikari: ALLAH k nam py baba….

7 peer 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse buzrug peer ko salam kar k poochta hai …? peer sb larki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…? ?

Woh peer sabse chhote peer ko pukarta hai…aur kehtaa hai

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Masharaf k istefe per sochta hon fraz
wo tou khusboo hai hawaoon main bikhar jaiga
masla tou mulk ka hai
jise zardari nigal jaiga

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Ap Insan nhi ho..
Na he Ap insan kehlane k Qabil ho,
Q K…..!
Ap tu 1 Farishta ho,
Magar Kon sa Farishta…..?
Whoi,
Jisse Jannat se Nikala gya tha..

Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho
Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho
Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho
Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho

A Girl joined Army,

Kuch din bad

Senior ne poocha: army ko kaisa paya?

Girl: Bus Sir kia bataon,

Sara din Yes Sir, Yes Sir or sari raat No Sir, No Sir…

Teacher:

SOCH aur VEHAM

mein kya fark hy?

Student:

Aap ki Beti SEXY hy – yeh hamari SOCH hy,

Lekin woh hamary hath se bach jaye gi – yeh aap ka VEHAM hy !;

1 pathan dozakh se nikla,chupkay se janat m dakhil ho gya.Farishtoo n boht mara.

Pathan: Oh bai me janati ho.Me dozakh main gull khan se Naswar lainay gaya tha.