Funny SMS

tere mera jor v kee.. me ik kisan da puttr.. tu kisi afsar di tee,. me khokhe te sigrat phookan..tu PC vich chaa pee.. tera mera jor v kee.. me ik shirt nu tou tou pavan.. tere soot pnji tee..tera mera jor v kee.. me mr mr B.A kita.. tu cmputr wich M.S.C.

Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj Bhi .Pat

Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena

Army chief Kiyani…
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Prime minister Gillani…
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Assembly speaker Zanani
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na aata…
na bijli…
na pani…
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Wah re Wah teri qismat Pakistani

abhi to dosti ki hai
waqt aany pr dosti ka farz b nibhayen ge
dil p pathar rakh k 1 din hum khud
tumhein "Mental Hospital"
chor ayenge

TIK TIK TIK TIK
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Atta
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Daal
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Ghee
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Doodh
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Gosht
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Tail
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Petrol
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k baad ab tou
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aah
time
bhi barha dia ek ghanta…

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from

THIS IS ABRIVATION OF PAKISTAN

P PETROL 88 PER LITRE
A AATA 30 PER KG
K K.E.S.C KI KAMI
I ILM KI KAMI
S SARAK GAYAB
A AWAM PARESHAN
N NAYEE MUSIBAT ROZ ROZ

Film:
Aao Barbad Karain
Hero: Asif Zardari
Heroine: Fahmeeda Mirza
Villan: Sharif Family
Scripted in: Dubai
Shooted in: Pakistan
Music by: MQM
Action by: Taliban
Suspense by: Chief Justice
Character Actor: Amin Faheem
Frie

Ek pathan ki Amma mar gaye.
1 Admi bola -Amma Mujhe le jati,
2-4 Admi or bole -Amma hamy bi le jati-

Pathan Bola,
Chup ho jao kamino Amma kya suzuki kr k gyi hey