Funny SMS

Little birdy in the sky,
u look up & it shits in ur eye,
u don't mind & you don't cry,
u just thank GOD that cows don't fly

1 aeroplane main musharraf,zardari & bush safar kar rahay thay.
aeroplane crash hojata hai.
batao kon bachay ga?
socho……
socho…….
btao kon bachayga…..
PAKISTAN BACHAY GA

Computer Filmy Name
Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai
Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain
Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke
Programmer no 1
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal
Mera Code Chal Gaya
Network Ke Uss

suraj howa Madham,

Chand b Chalne laga,

Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,

Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????

Nalayak,Yeh Piyar Nahin,

EARTHQUAKE Hai

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Mere 3 dost hain kallo, Billo, aur Ulloo.
Kallo, Inter main Per rha hai,
Billo, Matric main Per rha hai,
Aur
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Ulloo, SmS Per rha hai

ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya

africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,

tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,

dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai

Hmne Isi Dar se Video Game Hi Khelna Chor Dya UMAIR
K Achanak Light Chali Gai To TOKEN Zaya Hoga

oya mere yaar dildar
meri mercedes car
mere guitar
mere dil ka taar
mere pyar
meri roti or aachar
mere motieo ka haar
mere dil ka karar
I MISS YOU YAR

Musharraf Se Sb Hen NaRaz
Sb Ko He Musharraf Pe EtRaaz
Pakistan Me Sb Ki Hogai Umar DaRaz
Ye Soch Soch K Aakhir Kon He FaRaZ