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100 Dayz of PPP

Petrol 76
Diesel 56
Gas 30% raise
Atta Rs.40kg
(If Available)
Bijlee 16% high
GST 16% on all items

Awmam mar gayi
per Aaj b Bhuttu Zinda hai

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a FRIEND

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HELP

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MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again

Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main…

tumhe..

kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..

sabke samne…

ek…

k

ki

kis

kiss

kissa sunau islami wala.

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"

Do Arbi aik doosre ko Arbi main galiyan de rahey thy,
Qareeb se guzarty huye Pathan ne unse kaha!
Qari saib!
Hamara liye bhi DUA krna

sub dost bewafa ho gaye
hum apney mobile se khafa ho gaye
1 sms to kerdo zaalim
warna duniya sumjay gi
tum duniya se dafa ho gaye

maine khwab main apko hooron ke darmian bethe dekha
maine khuda se pucha 'ise kis neki ki jaza mily he'
jawab aya ise jaza nahin hooron ko saza mily he

judge mulzim se; tum janta ho k jhoot bol ker tumha kaha jana ho ga,
mulzim,''dozkh''me,
judge, aur such bol ker,
mulzim;serkari jale me,

Originally posted by sweeetchilli
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Ab kiya Sardaar pani bhi nahin pi sakta!!!
Is main bhi joke chahiyye tumhein…???

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT