Funny SMS

Movies related to
university life.
1.Exam
Evil dead
2.Classes
Kabhi Kabhi
3.Viva
Encounter
4.Examination Hall
Chamber Of Secret
5.Examiner
Don
6.Course
Godzilla
7.Paper Checking
Andha Qaanon
8.Exam Time
Q

Women are like internet virus
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems, delete you smile
and hang you life.

Medical Shayari When you breathe,

you respire! Wah Wah!

When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hay
Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy
DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna
Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hay

SITUATIONAL MSG ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants die'' bole to!''sab ko top krna hai per perhna koi nhi chahta''…..
Aako

Punjabi Sms Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

3 freinds waliking on a bridge they look down and see a man drowning they jump into da water 2 save him then they find out it was george bush

bush:coz u saved my life i ll give u whatever u want

1st:i want a ferrari
2nd : i want a mansion

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other,

After marriage Made for each other,

In future Mad because of each other…..!!!

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand

for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

ae sms mere dost ko hello kehna
save kare to thanks kehna
mujhe yd kare to kehna i miss u too
delete karne lage to kas ke thapar marna aur kehna
PAISAY LAGAY HAIN