Funny SMS

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow

T.C to sardar in Train:
'Ticket Dikhao.
Sardar: 'Ha Ha, Ye lo'
T.C: 'Ye to purani Ticket hai.
Sardar: 'To train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai? .

Height of Insult…
ek larka gadhay kay samnaay gir gaya..!
ek Khobsorat larki nay dekha or boli..!
Apnay bary bahi kay paoon choo rhay ho??
Larka bola….
Je BHABEE

1ST sardar:meray ghar aajana aaj dawat hai
2nd Sardar:ghar gaya to ghar pe koi nahin tha or door pe likha hua tha main ne mazak kiya tha;
2nd Sardar:door pe se mita k likh diya hahaha main to aaya hi nahin

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.