Funny SMS

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kitna sada sms kia hai

Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!

teri koshish teri tadbeer hona chahta hoon
main tere hath ki tahreer hona chahta hoon
tu mere paas aye or palat k na jai
main tere paon ki zanjeer hona chahta hoon
mujeh adat nahi ab doosron k mashwaron ki
main khud bhi sahib-e-tadbeer hon

Mujhay Bas Itna Kehna Hai,
Kabhi Mein Yaad Aaoon To,
Kabhi Tanhai Ki Raatein,
Tumhain Ziada Sataein To,
Kabhi Titli Na Bolay To,
Aur Jugnoo Lout Jaye To,
Kabhi Jab Dil Bhi Bhar Jaye,
Koi Jab Sun Na Paye To,
Agar Sab Dost Sathi B

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.
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Error : No Brain Detected !!

any boy and girl can contact with me.
a great sms sender all time
i m subtain from lahore
03134404654

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami

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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching History.

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,

dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi……