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Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.
October 1st, 2008 
Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.
Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita.
Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.
Pandit: fer.
Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.
on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted p
on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said…i love pakistan
Sardar to girl:kiya tum mujhe se saadi kro gi? Gir
Sardar to girl:kiya tum mujhe se saadi kro gi? Girl:mein aap se 1 saal choti hun. Sardar: koi gal nahi aglay saal kr le gay.
ASARDAR= YAR KAL MAIN BATHROOM GAYA TO WAHAN SHER
ASARDAR= YAR KAL MAIN BATHROOM GAYA TO WAHAN SHER THA
2ND SARDAR= TO PAER AP NE KUYA KYA
SARDAR=KUCH NAHI MAIN NE SHER SE KAHA AP KAR LO MARI TO NIKAL GAI HAI
Don ka intzar to 11 collages ki larkian kar rahi h
Don ka intzar to 11 collages ki larkian kar rahi hain magar
DON ka jana mushkil nahin namumkin bhi hai,
Kiyun k
Don Metric fell hai….
Happy Zaleel Day!
Happy Zaleel Day!
Ye sms usko bhejo jo aapki nazar main Duniya ka sab se bara ZALEEL ho.
Mene to bhej dia hai,
Ab mujhe send kar k zalilon wali harkat na karna…
Teacher to Student:
Teacher to Student:
Teacher: You are late today School 7 baje start hota hai aur tum ab aa rahe ho?
Student: Sir aap meri fikar na kia karen School Shuru karwa dia karen.
aal ka sawal:
aal ka sawal:
mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni parrti hai?
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answer:
khubsurat ho tou ho jati hai aur agar amir ho tou karni parrti hai heheeheheehehe