Funny SMS
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Sarder jee Patroll Mengha ho gaya?
October 3rd, 2008 
Sarder jee Patroll Mengha ho gaya?
sanoo ke faraq penda ha assy; Pehla vi 50 Rs da pavanday sa Hun ve 50 da pavanday aan.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop own
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye
Faqeer: ALLAH k naam per 1 rupiya day do.
Faqeer: ALLAH k naam per 1 rupiya day do.
Shopkeeper: baba kal aana.
Faqeer: Is kal kal k chakker main is market main mary LAKHOON rupay phansay hue hein
Achy Dost ki 3 Nishanian:
Achy Dost ki 3 Nishanian:
1)Kabhi kamina fon nahi karega.
2)zalil hans hans ke sms Parhega.
3)Jitni bezati hojaiy begherat msg pura parhega.:-
Teacher,Usama Ki 5 Biwian
Teacher,Usama Ki 5 Biwian
20 Bachay,
Pathan Ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay
To Bataao In Dono Mein Kaun Acha?
Papu,Score to usama Ka Acha Hy
Pr Pathan Ki Average Achi Hy.
Teacher : Do u know how Titanic sunk ??
Teacher : Do u know how Titanic sunk ??
Student : DUBUK
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DUBUK
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BUDUK
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BUDUK . . .
BUDUK . . .
BUDUK . . .
GULUM . . .
Gulu gulu gulu

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Ki bumb da bhrosa yaar,
Ki bumb da bhrosa yaar,
Bumb kidron di aaway.
Chadd Mulak te chaliye baaaar
ho 'ooo
chadd mulak te chaliye baar
Kam aaway na aaway

Ki bumb da barosa
Ki bumb da bhrosa yaar,
Ki bumb da bhrosa yaar,
Bumb kidron di aaway.
Chadd Mulak te chaliye baaaar
ho 'ooo
chadd mulak te chaliye baar
Kam aaway na aaway

Ki bumb da barosa
Warning:
Warning:
Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
'Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi'
1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
'Q? <
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->