Funny SMS
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Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?
June 24th, 2010 
Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?
Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain.
Pathan: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo.
Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. 🙂
Sardar:
Sardar:
Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?
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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do. 🙂
Extreme Height of Positivity:
Extreme Height of Positivity:
Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.
Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.
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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli ky
teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli kyun chamakti hei….?
sardar: sir ji iss wastey k pata lag jaye k keri keri jagah sukki reh gai aey……
teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli ky
teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli kyun chamakti hei….?
sardar: sir ji iss wastey k pata lag jaye k keri keri jagah sukki reh gai aey……
Gahray Samundar me doob gya ik jahaz
Gahray Samundar me doob gya ik jahaz
Ander se awaz i salo mujhy to Bacha lo me ho sms wala fraz.32