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on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted p
October 6th, 2008 
on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said…i love pakistan
ASARDAR= YAR KAL MAIN BATHROOM GAYA TO WAHAN SHER
ASARDAR= YAR KAL MAIN BATHROOM GAYA TO WAHAN SHER THA
2ND SARDAR= TO PAER AP NE KUYA KYA
SARDAR=KUCH NAHI MAIN NE SHER SE KAHA AP KAR LO MARI TO NIKAL GAI HAI
3 easy ways 2 die . . ?
3 easy ways 2 die . . ?
1)smoke a cigrette daily
U 'll die 10yrs earlier.
2)Drink daily
U 'll die 30yrz earlier.
3)Love sum1 truly
U 'll die daily
1 sharif aadmi shadi k bad apni BV sy bola! Aaj sy
1 sharif aadmi shadi k bad apni BV sy bola! Aaj sy tm meri rahat ho, farhat ho, musarat ho.
BV boli: Mery liye b aaj sy aap he naveed ho, irfan ho, zubair ho.
A Sardar and wife waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me "
A Sardar and wife waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me "PUNJAB MAIL" aayi.Sardar bag k train me chada or wife se bola "jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana!!!
Bewaqoof,chor matlabi, dhokebaaz, besharam,jhoote,
Bewaqoof,chor matlabi, dhokebaaz, besharam,jhoote, baimaan,kanjoos Allah aap ko in sab tarah k logon se bachay, {Ameen}
Waqt ne hamein kar diya sharminda,
Waqt ne hamein kar diya sharminda, .ap se such keh bhi nahi sakte, jis mobile se kartethe hum aap ko msg, woh ab papa se dobara le bhi nahi sakte…
Atleast good morining to kar lo na,
Atleast good morining to kar lo na, jab i nay u say piyaar kiya, tonight ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya…