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teacher told all students in a class to write an e
October 7th, 2008 
teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!
o meri makai di rote
o meri makai di rote
mere sarson dey saag
mere suji dey halwe
mere lasi day glass
te aam dey achaar
na msg na mis cal
kithey ho sarkar
i miss u yar
Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jan
Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jane wala tha kya huva?.. sardar replies- aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai kal jaoonga…
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se D
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khi
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
ghalib farmate hain:
ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
You are very special for me. I am very worry about
You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.