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A BOY TEASING A GIRL
October 8th, 2008 
A BOY TEASING A GIRL
"JANU"
JUTI TE BARI SOHNI PAYEE AAI,,,
GIRL SAYS:
TE FAIR LAWAAN?
BOY SAYS:
FAIR TE TERA SUIT HOR VI SOHNA AAI:-)
Mareez Docter se:
Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga
U r very special 4 me…
U r very special 4 me…
U should b safe always…
U should b safe my dear…
I cant b wid u all time….
so pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali,
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
If I had a camera
If I had a camera
I'll snap ur every moment
every smile
every memory
n keep…in my…. kitchen to scare the mouse…
Agr muhabat nhi hai to kuch baat kro Faraz.
Agr muhabat nhi hai to kuch baat kro Faraz.
Yun chup rehne sy to muhabat ka guman hota hai.
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Ab to is Tanhai Sy dam ghutne lga hai Faraz.
Ab to is Tanhai Sy dam ghutne lga hai Faraz.
Na Jane kaon kambahkt bahir sy bathroom ki kundi lga gaya.
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sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
Sardar:Wah pack kar do…………………….