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college ——- yaadein 2.principal —— Jaani D
October 11th, 2008 
college ——- yaadein 2.principal —— Jaani Dushman 3.classes ——- kabhi kabhi 4.canteen——- kabhi alvida na kehna 5.course ——– godzilla 6.exams ——– kalyug 7.examination hall—- chamber of secret 8.exam-time ———- qayamat se qay
Q:
Q:
U r locked in a room with
Bush, Musharaf &
Zardari.
U have a gun with only 2 bullets.
What wud you do?
Ans:
Shoot Zardari twice to make sure he's dead!
1 aadmi 10 bachon ko le kr train mei sawar hua.
1 aadmi 10 bachon ko le kr train mei sawar hua.
1 lady boli ye apke bachay hen
Wo bola ni madam main CONDOM FACTORY ka maalik hon,ye customer ki complaints hen.
Ak khatoon k
Ak khatoon k
do jurwan bachay peda hoye
To bri b nay
tabsra kertay hoye kaha
aj kal lrai jughray dehshet fardi
itni zyada ho hi hai k
bachay dunya main
akelay aanay sey dartay hain,
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pathan date pe gea,after dinner ahishta se bola:mu
pathan date pe gea,after dinner ahishta se bola:mujhe kuch pouchna hy tum naraz to nhe ho ge,girl:sharmate huy nhe,
pathan: tumhare pass naswar hy…
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aj kal logon k kandhon pe frishtay sakhat pareshan
aj kal logon k kandhon pe frishtay sakhat pareshan hain
q.k
koi b amal likhte waqat wo ek dosry se pochte hain!
Nawan atime likhan k purana…..??