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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Doctor 2 patient: Tabiyat kaisi hai?

October 16th, 2008     Funny SMS

Doctor 2 patient: Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Patient: Pehle se ziyada kharab hai.
Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?
Patient: Nahi dawai ki bottle to bhari howi thi.
Doctor: I mean dawai li thi?
Patient: G aap ne di thi to main ne le li thi.
Doctor:

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Log Kehtay Thay K

October 16th, 2008     Funny SMS

Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /

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What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In W

October 16th, 2008     Funny SMS

What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! 😉

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Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

October 16th, 2008     Funny SMS

Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur

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Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->

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Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid ly b

October 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid ly but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.magar Bank walo ne car wapas laly. Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

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i love u noy.

October 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

i love u noy.

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Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha

October 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi!!…

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jin tofano main logo ke ghar ur jate hain un tofan

October 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

jin tofano main logo ke ghar ur jate hain un tofano main hum apna undawer sukahaten hai kiyun ke hum hain DON

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Man:Baba ji main amrica jana Chahta hon.Magar kaam

October 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

Man:Baba ji main amrica jana Chahta hon.Magar kaam nai banta.
Koi wazeefa bata dein.
Babaji:Beta subah suraj nikalny ke baad onchi awaz main 300 martba AL-QAIDA pharo Amrica walay khud aa kay ly jain ge…

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Ek Aadmi doosrey say.Bhai yeh khushi kia hoti hay?

October 14th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ek Aadmi doosrey say.Bhai yeh khushi kia hoti hay?2sara admi. pata nahi bhai.meri to jawani mein hi shaadi ho gai thi

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