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Khud Khuski Karne Ki Kya Zaroart Haii 'THAHEEM'

Lo agaya naya pack MORTEIN

Girl:kon ho tum?
Boy:hsrat tmari.

Girl:takte ho kia?

Boy:surat tmari.

Girl:chatey ho kia?

Boy:muhabat tmari

Girl:karte ho kia?

Boy:puja tumari.

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi.

Girl:puc

Malang:-Beta Hamesha Apne Se Badi Ko Maa,Choti Ko Beti,Barabar Wali
Ko
Bahen Maano!Boy:-Baba ji,phir ye LORA aap Hi Rakh lo,bhaang Kootnay K
Kaam aye ga…

Ek admi jaldi jaldi ladies toilet main ghus gya, ek aurat chillaye ;u
idiot ye ladies k lye hai,Aadmi pant utaar k bola ye bhi ladies k
liye
hai !!..

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sardarni kaprey sukha rahi thi
sardar:ye kala kapra kis ka hai
sardarni:bahoo ka underwere hai
sardar:acha kabi pehne howe dekha nhi.

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

On a bomb blast
a man was crying because he has lost his hand.
A sardar came to him and ask him that"yar kion ro rehe ho wo dekho us admi ka sir ket gia hai.kia wo roo reha hai"?

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