Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Sardar 2 wife: main aj ghar ahi a sakta, car ka st

October 20th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sardar 2 wife: main aj ghar ahi a sakta, car ka stering, gear, deshboard chori ho gya hy.

After sometimes he call again:Main aa raha hoon,pehly pichli seat pe beth gya tha… 😉

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Hum bhol jane wale dosto ko bht buri saza dety hai

October 20th, 2008     Funny SMS

Hum bhol jane wale dosto ko bht buri saza dety hain….

Wah Wah!!!

Hum bhol jane wale dosto ko bht buri saza dety hain….

Jute nahi marte buss moza sungha dete hain!!! 😀

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October 20th, 2008     Funny SMS

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Bissteeeeeeee!!!!

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History Teacher: MAria go to the map & find No

October 20th, 2008     Funny SMS

History Teacher: MAria go to the map & find North America .
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct . now class, who discovered America?
Class:Maria!!! 🙂

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USTAD:DUNIA ME SAB SE BAHADER AUR HIMAT WALI KHATO

October 20th, 2008     Funny SMS

USTAD:DUNIA ME SAB SE BAHADER AUR HIMAT WALI KHATON KA NAAM BTO.
STUDENT:SIR WO JO KAHTI HA DAWLANCE LIA TO BAT BANI

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man: khan sahib ap itna naswar kahan sy laty ho?

October 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

man: khan sahib ap itna naswar kahan sy laty ho?
pathan:
ye khandani virasat men mila hy…

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man: khan sahib ajkal ap eid card

October 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

man: khan sahib ajkal ap eid card
sell nahi kar rahy?
pathan:oyeee hamara dhanda tu mobile phone ny chopat kardiya,
har koi sms par wish karta hy,
na jany ye technology kab khatam hogi….

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man: khan sahib ap zakat kesy dety ho?

October 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

man: khan sahib ap zakat kesy dety ho?
pathan: hum paison ko ooper phenkty hen,
jo neechy aajay wo hamary,
jo ooper reh jayn wo zakat ke…

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hi hw r u

October 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

hi hw r u

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October 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ak khatoon k
do jurwan bachay peda hoye
To bri b nay
tabsra kertay hoye kaha
aj kal lrai jughray dehshet fardi
itni zyada ho hi hai k
bachay dunya main
akelay aanay sey dartay hain,

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