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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
June 27th, 2010 
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
Fees mafi k lie Aplication:
Fees mafi k lie Aplication:
To,
The principle
High School
Sir,
Bat yeh hai k mere abbu ny mjhy fees k lie 500 die thy,100 ki doston k sath film daikh li, 150 k bottles or samosy kha lie, 50 rupy ka GIRLFRIEND ko ezi load karwa dia, 200 Engl
Dear costmer
Dear costmer
ab "wapda" laya new pakge
"5_ka_55
yane har genta 5 mint bijle jlana par 55 mint fre lordshading
"fayda"
"1"mobile charge na hona par balence ke bchat
"2"tv na dekhna par gunahu s
To know after absence the familiar street
To know after absence the familiar street
and road and village and house is to know again the satisfaction of home…
Sheikh dhobi se:Istari k kitne lo ge?
Sheikh dhobi se:Istari k kitne lo ge?
Dhobi:15 rupay,
Sheikh 15 rupay rakh kar istari utha kar bhag gaya…
Geo Sheikho..!!
Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote
Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
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Ans- sirf 4,
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1. Meri Waali,
2. Teri Waali,
3. Meri Bhabhi,
4. Teri Bhabhi…!!!!
Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote
Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
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Ans- sirf 4,
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1. Meri Waali,
2. Teri Waali,
3. Meri Bhabhi,
4. Teri Bhabhi…!!!!
A hypnotist hypnotised the whole audience in the h
A hypnotist hypnotised the whole audience in the hall with a pendulum.
Suddenly, d pendulum fell down. He said "SHIT"..!!
&
it took 3 days to clean d hall…!