Funny SMS

Jab Hurf Na'shanas yahan lafz feham hain
kion zouq-e-sher dae kae tmasha kia mujhay
khulta kisi pay kion ye meray Dil ka ma'amla
Sheroun kay entikhab nay ruswa kia mujhay

1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: maira haath urh gaya….!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai……!

Khoti de

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho

Ek pathan pehli martba plane per safar kr rha tha.air hostess:aap kya lena pasand krain ge.
Pathan(muskrate hue):um pehle yhan se nechay uter k rakshaw lena pasand kre ga.

1 Pathan liberary me 2,3 ghanty 1 book parny k baad bola:So boring,so many characters but no stroy
Then liberiryan says: O AKHROT this is Telephone directory.

Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena….

Angel said:
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!

Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere

So I created

MOTHER-IN-LAW… 😉

Smile is a language of love,

Smile is a way 2 success,

Smile is 2 win the Hearts,

Smile improves your personality

Soooo…..!!!!

Brush Properly !!! 😀