Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

KoN Kehta hai Mout aaigi aur tu Mar Jaaiga…

November 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

KoN Kehta hai Mout aaigi aur tu Mar Jaaiga…
Tum Tu Bangi Ho Shit laga k Bas Badal K Bach Jaaogay…

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Arz Kiya hai…

November 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

Arz Kiya hai…
iRshaD iRshaD
Arz Kiya Hai…
iRshaD iRshad

71,72,73..

wah wah wah irshad

74,75,76
wah wah wah

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Hum BhoL Gay HeR Bat Magar…

November 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

Hum BhoL Gay HeR Bat Magar…
HuM BhOl gay HeR BaT Magar…
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Biryani Khana Nahi BhoLay…

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TeRi Mohabbat Mai Ajab Ajab Kam Kartay Hain.

November 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

TeRi Mohabbat Mai Ajab Ajab Kam Kartay Hain.
Her Dukandar se Tere NaaM Pe Udhar Karthay Hain.
jab KaBhi HoTha Hai Guzar GaliOn Aur KochOn Se..
Her PathaN Tera He Demand Kartha hai.

NaSwar The Garnate

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JIN: kia hukam hai mere aaqa?

November 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

JIN: kia hukam hai mere aaqa?
aaqa: mulk ka sara maal doulat mere account main daal do.
JIN: aaqa hukam karein bakwas na karein,, main jin ho
koi ASIF ZARDARI nahi… 🙂

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Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could

November 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.. so lets keep smoking ,,,, marny do saaalon ko.. 🙂

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tum dosti ka woh daagh ho,, jisy hum Arial se dho

November 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

tum dosti ka woh daagh ho,, jisy hum Arial se dho nahi sakty,, Rin se saaf nahi kar sakty,, Surf Excal se mita nahi sakty,,, Q k kuch daagh tu ache hoty hain… 🙂

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love starts from eyes

October 31st, 2008     Funny SMS

love starts from eyes

grows with gifts

ends with tears..

But now:

love starts from mobiles

grows with balnce share

& ends with nmbr busy…

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1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

October 31st, 2008     Funny SMS

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!

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a sardar was smoking in front of his father sarda

October 30th, 2008     Funny SMS

a sardar was smoking in front of his father sardar s friend :oye abbay de samne smoking he replied oye abba e a na koi petrol pump te nahin

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