Funny SMS

Hm ny sari zindagi paidal hi guzar di FARAZ
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Kisi ny ye b na kaha aaja k beja cycle tey

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:

Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha.

" Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai."

Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya.

" Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia kar

2 pathans were in hospital
1 pathan was crying another asked the reason .He said blood test hai they wil cut the finger
2nd pathan started 2 cry out loudly 1st asked the reason he said me here for urine test

Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Wife I think our daughter is in love withsomeone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money…….

Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money…….

Tambhaku Noshi Sehat K Lye Muzar Hai,,Sharab,,
Wo Shaks Ye Keh K Mujhe Naswar Dy Gya.
(**03313042946**Sultankot)

Dil Karta Hai K Ap K Hath Main Pakra Dun???

Aur Ap Ussay Hila Hila K Bolo!

Is Parcham K Saye Talay Hum Aik Hain!!!!(**03313042946:-Sultankot**)

hiii dear