Funny SMS

Man: My Grand Father lived 96 years. He never used Glasses

Sardar: O i know some people drink directly from bottle

Ab wo roz fone pe nakhron se baat kerti hai Faraz

Me ne 1 baar hi kaha tha

Sohni day nakhray sohnay lagday
menu sohni day nakhray sohne lagday

Aik pathan bhag te bhag te bus main charha or diver se poocha
ye bus teri behen hai..??
Driver:nahi.
Pathan:phir teri maa hogi
Driver:nahi
Pathan:to behenchod is pe char ne kyun nahi deda..??

Master ji Pappu se;kal school q nahi i,
Pappu ;gir gya tha or lag gai
Master ji kahan giray thay kahan lagi
Pappu; Takiye py gira tha or ankh lag gai thi…

Dil ki baat Dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho usay
I LOVE YOU kehna.
Agar wo gussay main aajaye to Darna mat
Sar jhukana or kehna PYARI Behan
MILTI REHNA

kiya ANDAZ hai..
kiya JALWA hai..
kiya STYLE hai..
Aur
kiya SMILE hai..
1 SMS B nahi karte ho..
Aur
Fakhar se kehte ho k MERE PAAS MOBILE hai

2 sardar chaltay chaltay ruk gay!

1st sardar;oyerabba!samne mairi bivi aur mairi girl friend sath a rahien hain

2nd sardar!Mai bhee yahi kehney wala tha!!

bundria boli mara dhola kon hay plz mary shadi kera do na mom boli dekh betatera dulah sms perh ra hay ager muskaraya to shadi pakki samaj

British:-
You Know Swimming ?

Pakistani:-
No

British:-
Dog is Better Than you,
It Can Swim.

Pakistani:-
You Know Swimming ?

British:-
Yes

Pakistani:-
Then Whats Difference Between The Dog & U ?

kitni bar kaha ha k main aisa banda nahi "FARAZ:
phir b kahty ho bilo rani kaho to abi jaan dy doon