Funny SMS

PATHAN's theory :
Moon is more important than sun
bcoz it gives light at night when light is needed
and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed

Shadi mein aik Pathan bohat der tak khana kha raha tha kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge
Pathan: hum to khud kha kha k thak gaiya per kya keru card mein likha tha Dinner 7 to 10pm

Wife aur Husband
Ghumne gaye raste mein Gadha ghas kha rahr tha
Wife boli: dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai usko salam karo
Husband bola: salam Sasu ji

Meri Shadi k Mauqe
Per Us ne mujhe se
kaha MOHSIN..
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Tenu Dulha kinay
Banaya potniday

~~LOVE STORY~~~
aik larkee andeee thee
osay kouch b nazar nai aata tha
os say aik larka bout peyar karta tha
our who b os larkay say bout peyaar kartee thee
os larkee nain os say kha KAASH maree ankhain hotteee
m tumhain daikh saktee

~~LOVE STORY~~~
aik larkee andeee thee
osay kouch b nazar nai aata tha
os say aik larka bout peyar karta tha
our who b os larkay say bout peyaar kartee thee
os larkee nain os say kha KAASH maree ankhain hotteee
m tumhain daikh saktee

~~LOVE STORY~~~
aik larkee andeee thee
osay kouch b nazar nai aata tha
os say aik larka bout peyar karta tha
our who b os larkay say bout peyaar kartee thee
os larkee nain os say kha KAASH maree ankhain hotteee
m tumhain daikh saktee

Samundar ma utarta hon to aankin bheeg jati han,teri aankhin parta hon to aankhin bheeg jati hain,tumhara nam likhne ki ijazat chin gai jab sa, koi beh lafz lekhta hon toaankhin bheeg jati han. sad eyes

sardar hammas r/o kashmir

Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby …

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What's Wrong With
The Old One … ? ;->

aray hum koi miss call hi ker dya karay yaar please!!!!!!!