Funny SMS
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american to a villager:
November 16th, 2008 
american to a villager:
american:
hamare country mein 90% shadian E-mail ke zaria hotain hain.
Villager:
kamal ha hare han to 100% shadian F-mail say hotain hain
Doctor: Aap pagal kaisey huwey?
Doctor: Aap pagal kaisey huwey?
Pagal: Kuch time Pehley me ne 1 be-wafa say shaadi ki thi, uski jawan beti ny mairey baap say shaadi ki
Yun wo meri maa ban gaee
Un k ghar baiti hoee to rishtay me wo meri behan hoee
Q k mein uskey baap ka baita
Message pe message bhejte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi
dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi
dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
aao,aj hum Dono wada karain ke,
aao,aj hum Dono wada karain ke,
hum zindagi bhar pyaar karenge,
hum wafa karenge,
hum Mohabbat karenge,
SIRF aur SIRF,
apne pyaare PAKISTAN se……
BOY : SUIT BARA ACHA PEHNA HAY
BOY : SUIT BARA ACHA PEHNA HAY
GIRL :THANKS
BOY :LIPSTICK BOHOT
ACHI LAGAI HAY
GIRL :THANKS
BOY :MAKE UP BOHOT ACHA KIA HAY
GIRL : THANKS "BHAI"
BOY :PHIR BHI ACHI NAHI LAG RAHI HO
sardar to sardar:woh larki behri hai!
sardar to sardar:woh larki behri hai!
2nd sardar:kaisay?
sardar:main ne ussay I LOVE YOU kaha to boli "Main ne kal Hi naya sandal sandal khareeda hai".
Pathan ne Molana ko mara
Pathan ne Molana ko mara
Kisi ne pucha isko q'un maar rahe ho ?
Pathan: Ye kutta kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lenge.
JANNAT humara BIWI ka naam hai