Funny SMS

Aik totli aurat suit rangwane gai, aur rang wale se boli "lun wale mere is chut mei aisa lun dalna ke chut phat jaye magar lun na nikle".

Teacher: pappu agar tumhare paas 4 toffee hain aur tum wo akram, aslam, saleem, nabeel ko de do tu tumhare paas kya bachy ga.

pappu: "Lun"

kasa ha?

mai to pehly hee sugar ka mareez hon faraaz

aur wo kehti hy k pyar ki ganderi choop ley.

Bhosri Plaza Hotel

'MENU CARD'

Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund

bap: beta jb mai tumko marta hon tu tum apna gusa kse niakalte ho???
beta:bathroom saf kr k.
bap:tu usse mera kya bigata he???
beta:bathroom ap k toth brush se saf krta ho…….ha ha ha

Ek pathan ki Amma mar gaye.
1 Admi bola -Amma Mujhe le jati,
2-4 Admi or bole -Amma hamy bi le jati-

Pathan Bola,
Chup ho jao kamino Amma kya suzuki kra k gyi hey

MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA

Sardaar: "Kall mainu 9 bndeyaan ne kutteya",
Friend: "Tussi kujj nei kitta?",
Sardaar: "Main keya sub aik aik kr ke aao",
Friend: "Fir?",
Sardaar: "Fir kii..?,Saareyaan Ne waari waari kutteya..!&quo

Shohar:
Munay ki khatnay krwanay hai or card english mein kese likhwaon?

BV:
We heartly invite u on cutting cermony of Fucking instrument of our Son
kindly join us