Funny SMS

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de…mohanaggarwal

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de…mohanaggarwal

SHAYERI CHORD KER PAKORDY BACH RAHA HUN (WASI).
KALEJA MUN KO ATA HAI ANJAM-E- FARAZ DEKH KER.

Kuttay k bechay painchod haramzaday teri pein ki seeri

In a market a man goes to a beautiful woman:
Man: Meri b.v ghum ho gayi hai kiya mai app se baat kar sakta hoon?
Woman: kyun?
Man: Mai jab b kisi beautiful woman se baat karta hoon meri b.v mere samne aa jati hai 😉

har khushi ko teri taraf morr doun
chand itarey ter liye chor doun
har kamyabi ka darwaza tere liye khol doun
itna hi bohat hai ya 2 4 orr chor doun

january 2 decembr
sunday 2 saturday
am 2 pm
my feeling 4 u hv never changed
u r always

a headache 4 me

teacher:which is important 4 us??
sardar:moon bcoz it gives us light when v need,but sun givees us light only in da day time when v donot need…….

Director to Herion:
Tmhain 4 gunday pkrein gay phir hero bachane aye ga
Herion ;
hero kon ?
Director IMRAN HASHMI
HERION:Phir mjhe us se kon bachaye ga ?

sardar g driving on the wrong side of road
&
He became upset

&

Said

=====SHIT=====

i m late to the function
All are coming back