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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
November 27th, 2008 
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur….. Papu Pass Ho Gaya
3 Pathan Scholay Film Dekhne Gay , Film Mein Hero
3 Pathan Scholay Film Dekhne Gay , Film Mein Hero Ne Heroin Se Kha …
Basante In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna ( Bus Itne He Dair The K Pathan Uttha Aur Bola )
Are Is Ka To Baap Bhi Nachay Ga
Hum Ne Ticket Li Hai …
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neend jab mujhe aghoss main late ha,,, aap ka cheh
neend jab mujhe aghoss main late ha,,, aap ka chehra ankho main bas jata ha,,,
ik dam se meri ankh khul jati ha,,,orr bil se sirf yahi awaz nikalti ha,,,,
Pehalwan during sex
Pehalwan during sex
with his wife asks :
"Janu maza aanda pya ay ?
WIFE:
"Pehalwan je maza tay aanda pya per saa nhi aanda pya"
Define RAPE ?
Define RAPE ?
Technicaly , it is an operation without cooperation where
there isa deletion of dress & division of legs for the
insertion of injection into a depression for the erection
without proper permission for the multiplication of
Unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a pe
Unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
PATHAN: talking vd sardar..
PATHAN: talking vd sardar..
PATHAN:
hum ne aik aisa cheez babaya ha jis se diwar k doosri taraf b nazer ata ha……
SARDAR g: kya banaya ha…..
PATHAN:"soorakh"
PATHAN: talking vd sardar..
PATHAN: talking vd sardar..
PATHAN:
hum ne aik aisa cheez babaya ha jis se diwar k doosri taraf b nazer ata ha……
SARDAR g: kya banaya ha…..
PATHAN:"soorakh"