Funny SMS
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aik sardar doosray se yar ter b.v. ki mout ka boha
November 29th, 2008 
aik sardar doosray se yar ter b.v. ki mout ka bohat afsos hua ha vesay use hua kya tha….
2nd sardar yar use mathe pe goli lag gaye thi…..
1st sardar shooker karo aankh bach gaye
aik chor aik pathan ka cell le k bhag gaya
aik chor aik pathan ka cell le k bhag gaya
aik admi ne pathan se kaha
tomhara mobile chor le k bhag gaya ha orr tum hans rahe tu pahan bola bhagne do charger tu mere pass ha
Teri ankhain jhuki jhuki
Teri ankhain jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab terechehre per haath
ghumaya to aadhakilo fair & lovely mila
1 mula ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi
1 mula ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi
woh mannat mangne gaya, wahan us ki maan khai main ghir gaye….tu mula bola ya khuda apni tu milli nahin abba ki gummi gaye
baap: beti se…
baap: beti se…
pehle tum mujhe papa kehti thi ab dady kion kehti ho
beti: papa kehne se lipstick kharab hoti hai
a blessed kiss on da head
a blessed kiss on da head
a sweet kiss on da chees
a passionate kiss on eyes
a romantic kiss on neck
but
a hottest kiss on
iron
try it…….
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