Funny SMS

man: khan sahib agar ap airplane kharedengy,
tu pilot kahan sy laogy,

pathan: oye hamara rishtedar truck chalata hy
unko wahin lagaengy or kiya..
sara masla khatam…

agar ap Baluch ho tu it's ok,
agar ap punjabi ho tu it's ok,
agar ap sindhi ho tu it's ok,
agar ap sardar ho tu….?
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please pathan ko lekar chaley jao,
naak men dumm kar rakha hy is ny………..

Khan or Pathan men kiya farq hy?
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jitna jahil or bewaquf men,
shayad utna….

Los Angeles men
Hollywood ka zawal kesy ho sakta hy?
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guess?
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producer and Director: Sardar

Actor: Pathan . . .

Financial Support
by Pakistani Government………….

pathan or sardar
ki sab sy badi musibat,
or sab sy mushkil kam kiya hy?
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guess?
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."Sochna"
yehi tu badi mushkil hy in ke liye..

what do you like to be?

what if you become Beau?

or

Lover?
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Insane for someone?
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fascinated?
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attractive?
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or simply to be friend of mine????

ek pathan ny language center kholny ke
ba'd khud kushi karli,
soch kiyoo?
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socho??
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wo is liye us ny Acadmey ka name "Impossible Language Center"
rakha tha…

teacher: tabaidar ka jumla bnao.
girl: japhi ghut ke je paven ik war gujra sari zindagi rawan gi tabaidar Guhra….

kaisa lagta ha bersati barish main hawa k jhonkon k sung…..
khamoshi se chalte huye,
koi aap k hath tham k holay se bolay……….

aagay gater ha dehan se

a gorgiousgirl walks up 2 prof's cabin & says: I ll do everything 2 pass da exams……..
prof:anything???///
girl: yes…
prof:den go & study……..